Being the first one to wake up in a sleepover.

pleasedontleadmeon:


  • son: mom... i'm gay
  • me: what was that?
  • son: i'm... gay
  • me: HA! KNEW IT!
  • son: wh...what?
  • husband: what's going on?
  • me: OUR SON'S GAY!
  • husband: oh god.
  • son: wait, is that okay?
  • husband: no, i mean yes, it's definitely okay, just, er... your mother...
  • me: ARE YOU DATING ANYONE?
  • son: i—
  • me: YOU CAN DATE WHOMEVER YOU WANT
  • son: that's great mom bu—
  • me: I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
  • husband: your mother has this thing about ga—
  • me: I'M GOING TO BAKE YOU A CAKE
  • son: mom that really isn—
  • me: HAVE YOU EVER SEEN GLEE? HAVE I EVER SHOWN IT TO YOU?
  • husband: shit
  • me: WHAT ABOUT X-MEN?
  • son: dad, what's going o—
  • me: WE ARE GOING TO STAY UP LATE AND TALK ABOUT BOYS
  • husband: walk away slowly son i'll try to handle your moth—
  • me: YOU CAN HAVE AS MANY SLEEPOVERS AS YOU WANT WITH BOYS OR GIRLS AS LONG AS IF IT'S BOYS THEY'RE CUTE
  • son: i'm scared
  • husband: it's okay. i was worried that this was going to happen
  • me: I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR SO LONG


“I think the way they were brought into this world was very unique and weirdly scientific, and the technology involved in it, I think, is remarkable. But it came because we really, really wanted kids. Like we really had thought it through financially, emotionally, relationship-wise. Like we didn’t just accidentally get pregnant and decide that now we need to make this work. These kids came into our world with nothing but love.”


And in this moment, I swear we are infinite.



hecklocki:


iwillburnthecakeoutofyou asked: I can't do it through the fanmail thing D:. It won't let me reply to them :'(!

okay, sorry :D So, then this way :D  

J


29-32/100 photos of Matt Smith




Things Ambika loves about Tom: His friendships/bromances with his Avengers costars 

everybody loves Loki ^_^


Being a Fangirl


cumberbitchsandwich:

Jesus.

Fucking.

CHRIST.

YOU SHOULD BE STUDYING!!!

… Yes, Master! ^-^


fortheloveofsharpies:

silverlynxcat:

the-deviations:

asparklethatisblue:

with Loki that’s a legit concern, he’s got knocked up by less…

#A LITTLE BIT OF RODGERS IN MY WOMB #A LITTLE BIT OF IRON MAN IN THERE TOO #A LITTLE BIT OF THOR THERE THAT’S ALL RIGHT #A GREAT BIG CHUNK OF BANNER FROM THE FIGHT

A little bit of Coulson’s cannon blast
Got hit by Hawkeye’s arrow, super fast
A little bit of Fury’s lack of hair
A little bit of me makes me your mare.

BA DAH BA DAH BA DAH, DAAAAAAAAA DAH DUH…

I am legit dying.

…What.